I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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