This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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