it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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