she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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