So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
