I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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