So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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