did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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