I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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