pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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