He is such a slut. More and more my type.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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