In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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