I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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