I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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