On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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