just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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