The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i already hear my dad disowning me
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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