Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
