She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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