What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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