So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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