He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
