I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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