My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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