the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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