so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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