Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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