Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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