We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
a search helicopter?!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
