I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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