if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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