Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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