as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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