I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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