You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
