It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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