Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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