the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Randomize