hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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