i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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