So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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