Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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