No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i was born a porn star she said
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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