What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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