we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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