ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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