I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
this must be what syphilis tastes like
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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