she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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