Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
