im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
dude i'm inner monologue high
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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