One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
