Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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