How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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