I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Randomize
