question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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